Top Ten pornstars of all time by a famous dirt jumper

April 28th, 2009
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I sent out some emails to get some funny shit for my site. One was “Top Ten Porn Stars”. This is from, well lets say his name as Adam and he has been know to be a baker. His family googles his name here and there and he doesn’t want it on this post, specially what porn he looks at each day. He is the best dirt jumper and knows his porn. Finding vids on some of these chicks was hard as hell, but this is where you can do the research, cept that big ass over-muscled black chick. Stay away from her unless your Brumlow, he likes that shit. Leave comments at the bottom of the page, let me know your favorites.

#10 Herschel Savage
The most underrated player in the
game! Savage is just a regular dude that likes to get down with some bitches. According
to imdb.com, Savage has made love in more than 800 movies.

#9 – Courtney Simpson
ASU
represent! Bitch was an ASU cheerleader who left school to do porn. Word on the
street is that KC Badger fucked this bitch???

#8 – Cytheria
I’ve been known to cause flash
floods when I walk past a slut. If I ever walked by her, a cat 5
hurricane would erupt.

#7 – Yvette Bova
Don’t
lie, you would.
Yvette Bova wallpaper Pictures, Images and Photos

#6 – Belladonna
This
girl has a huge gap, and I’m not talking about her vagina. The teeth and tattoo
on this gal is horrendous. But if you in the mood for a little jerk before work
and you only have about 3 minutes this is your go to gal. Basically putting
this girl on the list to give a shout out to my boy Dwayne. Plus, I like how
the bat says “homerun” on it.

#5 – Diamond Foxxx
Sometimes
your Jeep just aint complete until you install some oversized KC headlights on
it.

#4 – Amy Reid
Banging
German slut that loves riding a dick in reverse cowgirl position.

#3 – Eva Angelina
This
girl has a pretty dank scene with Carmella Bing where she is sucking the cum out
of Carmella’s farting asshole. Pretty fucking gross at first.  It’s kind of like watching 2 girls 1 cup
for your first time.

#2 -  Lela Star
She
only enjoys huge cocks and she probably about five feet tall. Nothing like a
girl that can ride a dick like a 8 year old on the 25 cent fire truck ride
outside of WalMart.

#1 – Leanna Heart
Best ass around, her only
downfall is that she never did anal. If anyone can find a flick with her doing
anal hit me up at pornhub.com, user id is warpt_99.

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105 Responses to “Top Ten pornstars of all time by a famous dirt jumper”

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  2. Tila Tequila says:

    paris hilton is nothing but a little skankola, party girl with too much money and time to do nothing. that is why she is always in trouble! her friend kim kardashian did the right thing by dropping her and for the record has one of the best sex tapes of all the celebrities.

  3. It is very difficult for some to look the way they want. People will astounish me on what they will do. I’m not going to judge people.

  4. See, it’s like this. If Kim Kardashian releases a tape of her doing stuff, then she’s a “porn star”. If Kim Kardashian has a private tape that she just couldn’t stop from being released, then she’s a celebrity with a “sex tape”. The fact that she gets paid for stuff on film either way doesn’t seem to matter for some reason.

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