Archive for June, 2009
Chris Duncan interview 3 of 4
Chris Duncan is a wild character, if you don’t know, now you do. Met up with him in his home turf of San Fran and sat down for a little interview on what he has been up to. He didn’t hold anything back, from working the shit out of the internet for free promo to motivation. This is part 3 of 4 video interviews. Read more…
Chris Duncan interview 2 of 4
Chris Duncan is a wild character, if you don’t know, now you do. Met up with him in his home turf of San Fran and sat down for a little interview on what he has been up to. He didn’t hold anything back, from working the shit out of the internet for free promo to motivation. This is part 2 of 4 video interviews. “This is free marketing, no one can stop me” “One day I will sell shirts” “Let me get lube for Ryan Fudgers cock”
Self Titled Frames
Skatepark meets flatland inspired frames. This is WAY to comfortable and good looking for one person. Go ahead and try two, might need a side cart and a monkey. Who is making the rules? some BMX Succubus? Discover yourself or who you want to be. Be a monkey, make rules, succumb to the Succubus (its only a dream), or just do it cause if feels right.
74.5 head-tube
71 seat tube
13.5″ rear end
11.87 MID bottom bracket height.
Weight: 4 lbs 15 oz (20.5 version)
3 sizes: 20″, 20.5″, 21″
Colors: Raw (very raw, see all the welds with heat flairs on tubing. Ready for custom paint or keep that dawg raw)
Black
Grey
Flatland frames being designed, estimate would be sometime in April…stay tuned Succubus, scroll down for some spy pics
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Here are some pics/specs for the sample Succubus Flatland frames…
19″ Top Tube Lenght
13″ Rear end
75 Head tube
71 Seat tube
14mm dropouts, removable 990’s, built in Allen chain tensioners
Colors: Metal Blue, Metal Orange
FuBars
People want things that are inspired from the 4 piece handlebar feel, the 2 piece “FuBars” have the look and feel you want. Made from Multi-butted chromoly, these bad boys will let you hold the metal you have needed since you listened to Iron Maiden.
5 degree up sweep
8 degree back sweep
27″ wide
8″ rise
Weight: 24.8 oz.
8100 butted tube CR-MO full heat treated
Colors: Raw, gray, black
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FuForks
It was a game I have always played. Why pretend it’s impossible. Call them Forks, call them necessary on your bike?…Inspired with front brakes in mind, these steep 28mm rake FuForks come with with removable 990 tabs. These bad boys will help your nose wheelies, with our without front brakes. Don’t be an embarrassment to front wheel tricks. Do that front wheel boogie.
1pc. machined steer, CR-MO blades, CR-MO dropout full heat treated
Weight: 32.8 oz.
Compression bolt (.8 oz.) features a hole for front brake cables. Hole is big enough to remove the cable barrel head for traveling or taking off your front brake. 6061 aluminum with laser etched logo.
4mm thick with 3/8th dropout slots
Integrated internal headset race
Colors: Raw, gray, black
These will be available in both WITH and WITHOUT 990 tabs…were bringing the heat.
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GRIPS
Beautifully made for your hands, to grab or not grab them? That is the question. If someone told you these grips were deeply textured, soft and consoling. Would you have any more questions? What question is that really? Nobody will make you feel better about going out and meeting the world with your new companions. Others might say “one of life’s true gifts”. Either way you owe it to yourself and whoever steals your bike, true relaxation of the hands.
“Logo” Grips are being sampled right now, so sit tight. Pics coming soon.
Molded Deco. logo on the end plug, these babies are plastic.
Black grips, black plugs, black is the new black
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Pivotal Seat-Posts
The practical answer will be right under your seat, the day has arrived, its pivotal season. Amazingly man has accomplished what the Beast set out to do. Don’t resist the beast. Run with him like you have never ran before. Run a seat-post that is worthy of any situation.
Deco. Logo Pivotal Seat-post
25.4mm by 135mm anodized
Colors: black or Gray
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SEATS
Deco. Logo Embossed Deche series Seats
This seat is magnificent. Simple, functional, handsome, extremely well made, affordable, and, YES, pivotal. Listen to what your ass is asking. Pick one up and listen to your ass thank you time and time again. Slap one and GO TEAM… Read more…
Headsets
For centuries people have used bearings to unite forks and frames to make steering possible. This is not trivial stuff, you know this. Stop and think about what a wonderful headset would look and feel like. Can you picture it, see it, feel it? This headset can solve the problem. Made to Campy spec integrated with sealed bearings and 6061 aluminum dust cap. Read more…
T-shirts
Thought you were cool listening to Judas Priest for all those years, then you find out they were banging each other. What do you think now? Funny thing is they wore shirts made of hair. Why look uncomfortable wearing hair when you can be relaxed wearing a True American Apparel shirt? Will these shirts releave you of your sins? No one knows, but its worth a try…
Welcome to Florida series T-shirts come in small-xl (smaller sizes available for the little ones, or the girls with no boobs)
All T’s come in White and Black only (logo comes in white, black, and gray)
American Apparel foundation with some hand art by the Street Dragon himself, Dave McDermott. He captured the true “Welcome to Florida” look
We got away from the computer generated style and went back to the way it was done in the cave man days…by hand, backhand…
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Animals like to fuck anywhere, miami hopper, raw cock drive thru, and Matts dead again
The first link below is pretty amazing. Animals will do what it takes to be wild. I am gonna have to try this one once I find a safe driver. Then there is a pic I shot in line at the bank the other day. This guy is wearing a helmet and sandals and high waters, fucking love this shot. Can anyone still do a miami hopper? Do you know what one is? Then there is the cock drive thru shot. Make your own caption for this one.
Deco. Flex-fit style Hats
In the olden days, people were hired to hold a cover over ones head. These days, hats are all hands free. Still a great idea having a partner managing what falls on your head, but a little silly don’t you think? Whether your balding, graying, or haven’t decided what hair style fits you. These hats will let you think of more important things, like enhancing your mustache.
#1 Flex-fit style two sizes 7 – 7 1/2 (s/m) or 7 1/2 – 7 7/8 (L/XL)
Puff embroidery logo offset on the left front panel and center rear
Flocking inside
Colors: Black, Gray, Gold
Made 15% Wool and 85% Acrylic
Features a flat bill, baller style. This hat feels amazing and as good as New Era without the cost. This hat flex’s a bit so you don’t have to worry about the fitted style you get with New Era, you have some room to play with Flex-fit fitted. Look like a rap star or a baseball player. Be a player, don’t hate the player, hate the game. BALLER…
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#2 Original Flexfit (fit smaller for kids or small heads) two sizes s/m and l/xl
Puff embroidery logo offset on the left front panel
Colors: Dark Gray and Black only
Features a curved brim and clean look. Made for smaller heads. If you have ever seen the movie “Anchorman”, you know women have small brains, its a fact. We all were not blessed with a loaded dome, or great hair, or skull tattoos you don’t want anyone to see.
Trucker style with Foam front panel and Mesh rear, adjustable
Colors: black mesh, pink mesh, green mesh
All with white foam front panel. This hat is a good fit and looks amazing. Get it dirty and you will reap the benefits. Truckers will be lining up to get a look at your noggin. Be safe at those truck stops. Lot lizards could get you.
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Stickers/Buttons
Black stickers with white letters SIZE
Features the biggest size logo Deco. has to offer for now. Stick a couple together and double the size, hell, stick them all together and go around the world.
Clear vinyl with white logo SIZE
These come either cut or uncut. If you know anything about uncut, you had better look out. Could get loose. The cut ones are pretty safe and fun to put on everything everywhere.
1″ Buttons
Ohh the joy of stabbing a pin through some fabric, maybe even your skin. That would hurt. We don’t care where you put these, only that you put them everywhere.
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Slick-ISH Cables
Unfortunately we all can’t rely on the rear brakes. Silly Slick cables designed for front brake use. Not linear. Your not doing bar spins trying to figure out which way to wind up. You can try, but we took the guess work out of knowing which cable to use with front brakes. My spies will tell you, “Slick-ISH Cables in the front Bro.” Thanks Spies…
Black anodized ends
55″ length
Colors: Black, white, Brown, Grey
Intended for front brake use or mild rear brakes. Doing a million bar spins is never good for any cable. They invented the rotor or the new style, no brakes (which I figured out meant no cables). Do the math.
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tit shirts, gangsta treadmill, salty biscuit with girls
Click these links below if you like to see a gansta get fucked up on a treadmill or a bunch of girls munchin in a circle…dang. I am sure there are some better tit shirts than the ones below, but this is monday and here you go, don’t be bummed. LA sucks, they stomped the Magic at home. RIP Magic…
Chris Duncan interview part 2
Chris Duncan is a wild character, if you don’t know, now you do. Met up with him in his home turf of San Fran and sat down for a little interview on what he has been up to. He didn’t hold anything back, from fudgers dick to Jim Cielinski’s Sunday site…this is part one of 4 video interviews.
Piss flaps, bald eagles, and awkward boners
Boners will pop up at the best time, and sometimes the worst time. I remeber having them in school then the teacher has me get up to do a speech or something. Gotta tuck it in the belt. This site isn’t to graphic, so all you homo-phobes are in the clear. Its pretty funny though, so check it.
The Nasty shit and a live web-cams site
THIS site is amazing for free web cams. Never got into them, but this one has some good shit. You will get tied up for awhile, or till your done. Fuck it, for free. Milk your shit son. A contributor sent me some pics of some wild ass black chicks from Zimbabwe or some shit…sorry about this one.
Cock day in Japan…Chad on Jerry Springer episode…most annoying man…Gay+Gay=?
I always thought Scotty Freeman was gay. That old school flatlander on Skyway. Then I heard all English dudes were, they would play a game called salty bisquit. This would be a cracker on the ground in the middle of 3 or more dudes all jacking off, the last one to cum on the cracker had to eat it…good fun I guess.
Raw doggin bitches in France is way to easy plus Cuban Gynecologist and Brumlow at the beach
So after a few months of doing this site, I have a few contributors. Almost all of them will remain anonomous. This one let it all out about how the FISE comp went in France. I love that he really only mentions Raw Doggin and no BMX. Anyone reading this can understand that contests can be good, but nightlife is where its at…That’s what’s up.
awkward family photos and hot chicks with douchebags, plus hang 5 pivots
We all have done the family photo thing. But as you know Florida is the place where family’s really come together to do a great photo to last a lifetime. Ohhh the memories… If you like these photos below, CLICK here to see more, plus scroll to the bottom to see one of the best douchebag videos ever.






























































