Chris Duncan interview 3 of 4
Chris Duncan is a wild character, if you don’t know, now you do. Met up with him in his home turf of San Fran and sat down for a little interview on what he has been up to. He didn’t hold anything back, from working the shit out of the internet for free promo to motivation. This is part 3 of 4 video interviews. Read more…
Chris Duncan interview 2 of 4
Chris Duncan is a wild character, if you don’t know, now you do. Met up with him in his home turf of San Fran and sat down for a little interview on what he has been up to. He didn’t hold anything back, from working the shit out of the internet for free promo to motivation. This is part 2 of 4 video interviews. “This is free marketing, no one can stop me” “One day I will sell shirts” “Let me get lube for Ryan Fudgers cock”
Self Titled and Succubus Frames
Skatepark meets flatland inspired frames. This is WAY to comfortable and good looking for one person. Go ahead and try two, might need a side cart and a monkey. Who is making the rules? some BMX Succubus? Discover yourself or who you want to be. Be a monkey, make rules, succumb to the Succubus (its only a dream), or just do it cause if feels right.
74.5 head-tube
71 seat tube
13.5″ rear end
11.87 MID bottom bracket height.
Weight: 5 lbs (20.5 version)
3 sizes: 20″, 20.5″, 21″
Colors: Raw (very raw, see all the welds with heat flairs on tubing. Ready for custom paint or keep that dawg raw)
Black
Grey
Butted tubing for down tube and seat post tube. Heat treated head tube, bottom bracket tube, and dropouts.
Smaller 19″ Succubus flatland frames coming soon, estimate would be sometime late 2010…stay tuned Succubus, scroll down for some spy pics
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Here are some pics/specs for the Succubus 19″ frames…
These are not available till late 2010. They are for the smaller rider or flatland. We don’t want to brand them with flatland only cause they are very similar to the self-titled frame but don’t really fit the kooky flatland look. The true flatland version with down tube raised and gusset for more room is being sampled right now. That will be the Succubus flatland frame. Sorry for any confusion. Both will have the same specs. and the Succubus frame will be able to run a 2.25 rear tire with enough room for you streeters.
What’s so good about the Succubus is what it’s not. Highly attractive and willing to suck the flatland right out of you. Don’t refuse it, let it happen, and may all your dreams come true. This frame will draw energy to sustain itself. It may even suck the flatland right out from your dreams. Succumb to the Succubus.
19″ Top Tube Length
13″ Rear end
75 Head tube
71 Seat tube
Weight: TBA
14mm dropouts (use a spacer if you want 10mm), removable 990’s, built in Allen chain tensioners
Colors: Metal Blue, Metal Orange
The Frames below are only to show the color, the true Succubus will have a gusset down tube for more clearance.
What’s so good about the Succubus is what it’s not. Highly attractive and willing to suck the flatland right out of you. Don’t refuse it, let it happen, and may all your dreams come true. This frame will draw energy to sustain itself. It may even suck the flatland right out from your dreams. Succumb to the Succubus.
19″ Top Tube Length
13″ Rear end
75 Head tube
71 Seat tube
Weight: TBA
14mm dropouts (use a spacer if you want 10mm), removable 990’s, built in Allen chain tensioners
Colors: Metal Blue, Metal Orange
FuBars
People want things that are inspired from the 4 piece handlebar feel, the 2 piece “FuBars” have the look and feel you want. Made from Multi-butted chromoly, these bad boys will let you hold the metal you have needed since you listened to Iron Maiden.
5 degree up, 8 degree back sweep (2 degrees up and 12 back COMING SOON)
27″ wide
8″ rise (9″ rise COMING SOON)
Weight: 24.8 oz.
8100 butted tube CR-MO full heat treated
Colors: Raw, gray, black
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FuForks
It was a game I have always played. Why pretend it’s impossible. Call them Forks, call them necessary on your bike?…Inspired with front brakes in mind, these steep 28mm rake FuForks come with with removable 990 tabs. These bad boys will help your nose wheelies, with our without front brakes. Don’t be an embarrassment to front wheel tricks. Do that front wheel boogie.
1pc. machined steer, CR-MO blades, CR-MO dropout full heat treated
Weight: 32.4 oz. (w/990 tabs), 31.4 oz. (without tabs)
Compression bolt (.8 oz.) features a hole for front brake cables. Hole is big enough to remove the cable barrel head for traveling or taking off your front brake. 6061 aluminum with laser etched logo.
4mm thick with 3/8th dropout slots
Integrated internal headset race
Colors: Raw, gray, black
These are available in both WITH or WITHOUT 990 tabs…were bringing the heat.
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Logo GRIPS
Beautifully made for your hands, to grab or not grab them? That is the question. If someone told you these grips were deeply textured, soft and consoling. Would you have any more questions? What question is that really? Nobody will make you feel better about going out and meeting the world with your new companions. Others might say “one of life’s true gifts”. Either way you owe it to yourself and whoever steals your bike, true relaxation of the hands.
“Logo” Grips are being sampled right now, so sit tight. Pics coming soon.
Molded Deco. logo on the end plug, these babies are plastic.
Black grips 4.4 oz., black plugs .5 oz.
Black is the new black
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Pivotal Seat-Posts
The practical answer will be right under your seat, the day has arrived, its pivotal season. Amazingly man has accomplished what the Beast set out to do. Don’t resist the beast. Run with him like you have never ran before. Run a seat-post that is worthy of any situation.
Deco. Logo Pivotal Seat-post
25.4mm by 135mm anodized (330mm version coming soon)
Weight: 3.4 oz.
Colors: black or Gray
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Deche Series SEATS
Deco. Logo Embossed Deche series Seats
This seat is magnificent. Simple, functional, handsome, extremely well made, affordable, and, YES, pivotal. Listen to what your ass is asking. Pick one up and listen to your ass thank you time and time again. Slap one and GO TEAM… Read more…
Headsets
For centuries people have used bearings to unite forks and frames to make steering possible. This is not trivial stuff, you know this. Stop and think about what a wonderful headset would look and feel like. Can you picture it, see it, feel it? This headset can solve the problem. Made to Campy spec integrated with sealed bearings and 6061 aluminum dust cap. Read more…
T-shirts
Thought you were cool listening to Judas Priest for all those years, then you find out they were banging each other. What do you think now? Funny thing is they wore shirts made of hair. Why look uncomfortable wearing hair when you can be relaxed wearing a True American Apparel shirt? Will these shirts releave you of your sins? No one knows, but its worth a try…
Welcome to Florida series T-shirts come in small-xl (smaller sizes available for the little ones, or the girls with no boobs)
All T’s come in White and Black only (logo comes in white, black, and gray)
American Apparel foundation with some hand art by the Street Dragon himself, Dave McDermott. He captured the true “Welcome to Florida” look
We got away from the computer generated style and went back to the way it was done in the cave man days…by hand, backhand…
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Animals like to fuck anywhere, miami hopper, raw cock drive thru, and Matts dead again
The first link below is pretty amazing. Animals will do what it takes to be wild. I am gonna have to try this one once I find a safe driver. Then there is a pic I shot in line at the bank the other day. This guy is wearing a helmet and sandals and high waters, fucking love this shot. Can anyone still do a miami hopper? Do you know what one is? Then there is the cock drive thru shot. Make your own caption for this one.
Deco. Flex-fit style Hats
In the olden days, people were hired to hold a cover over ones head. These days, hats are all hands free. Still a great idea having a partner managing what falls on your head, but a little silly don’t you think? Whether your balding, graying, or haven’t decided what hair style fits you. These hats will let you think of more important things, like enhancing your mustache.
#1 Flex-fit style two sizes 7 – 7 1/2 (s/m) or 7 1/2 – 7 7/8 (L/XL)
Puff embroidery logo offset on the left front panel and center rear
Flocking inside
Colors: Black, Gray, Gold
Made 15% Wool and 85% Acrylic
Features a flat bill, baller style. This hat feels amazing and as good as New Era without the cost. This hat flex’s a bit so you don’t have to worry about the fitted style you get with New Era, you have some room to play with Flex-fit fitted. Look like a rap star or a baseball player. Be a player, don’t hate the player, hate the game. BALLER…
or call 407-790-4964
Trucker style with Foam front panel and Mesh rear, adjustable
Colors: black mesh, pink mesh, green mesh
All with white foam front panel. This hat is a good fit and looks amazing. Get it dirty and you will reap the benefits. Truckers will be lining up to get a look at your noggin. Be safe at those truck stops. Lot lizards could get you.
Stickers/Buttons
Black stickers with white letters SIZE
Features the biggest size logo Deco. has to offer for now. Stick a couple together and double the size, hell, stick them all together and go around the world.
Clear vinyl with white logo SIZE
These come either cut or uncut. If you know anything about uncut, you had better look out. Could get loose. The cut ones are pretty safe and fun to put on everything everywhere.
1″ Buttons
Ohh the joy of stabbing a pin through some fabric, maybe even your skin. That would hurt. We don’t care where you put these, only that you put them everywhere.
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Slick-ISH Cables
Unfortunately we all can’t rely on the rear brakes. Silly Slick cables designed for front brake use. Not linear. Your not doing bar spins trying to figure out which way to wind up. You can try, but we took the guess work out of knowing which cable to use with front brakes. My spies will tell you, “Slick-ISH Cables in the front Bro.” Thanks Spies…
Black anodized ends
55″ length
Weight: 3.5 oz.
Colors: Black, white, Brown, Grey
Intended for front brake use or mild rear brakes. Doing a million bar spins is never good for any cable. They invented the rotor or the new style, no brakes (which I figured out meant no cables). Do the math.
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Warranty
We are sorry to hear there may be an issue with one of our items.
PLEASE CONTACT THE SHOP OR MAILORDER WHERE YOU HAVE PURCHASED THE PRODUCT FIRST. THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL YOU IF YOUR PROBLEM OR CONCERN IS COVERED BY WARRANTY OR NOT.
Deco. warrants the replacement of Deco. products due to defects in material and / or workmanship for a period of 1 Year ONLY TO THE ORIGINAL PURCHASER. Labor and transportation charges are not included. Proof of purchase is required to validate protection under this limited warranty. Normal wear, accident, abuse, neglect, improper assembly, improper maintenance by other than an authorized dealer is therefore not covered under this limited warranty. BENDING OR BREAKING CAUSED BY THE RIDERS PUNISHMENT IS NOT COVERED. Claims must be made through an authorized dealer. For information regarding the nearest dealer, email or call the distributor of your country but normally this should be the dealer where you bought Deco products.
Warranty Policy
Our number one concern is taking care of your problems and keeping you happy. Unlike most bike companies, we don’t believe in confusing warranty policies written by lawyers in language that is hard to understand. Although some companies offer warranties, these warranties are usually void when the product is used for anything other than “riding on an authorized bicycle path on both wheels in a smooth fashion”. We have tried to outline our policy on each product with brief warranty descriptions, some frequently asked questions, and a few general comments. We hope reading what follows will help eliminate confusion if a warranty situation develops with a Deco product.
To further eliminate confusion with this introduction, we are including a few frequently asked questions regarding the terms “proof of purchase” and “defects in workmanship”, two phrases that show up repeatedly within our warranty policy.
General Frequently Asked Warranty Questions
Q. After calling your warranty department, I was asked to send my product back to Deco. How should I send it? And where should I send it?
A. We accept shipments from UPS, Fed-Ex, and the US Postal Service. Please include your name, home phone number and return address (no P.O. boxes please) with all warranty shipments to Deco.
Our address for walk-ins and warranty shipments is:
Deco BMX
950 W SR 434
Longwood, Fl 32750
Q. What is considered “proof of purchase”?
A. A copy of the original sales receipt is considered “proof of purchase”. A copy of a completely filled out warranty card will also serve as “proof of purchase” only if the original card was mailed back to Deco within 10-days of the original purchase.
Q. What if I can’t find my warranty card or sales receipt?
A. You will need to contact the retail dealer where you purchased the product and get a copy of your original sales receipt. Without a sales receipt or a warranty card, we can’t be sure you are the original owner and any warranty will be void.
Q. What is a “defect in workmanship”?
A. A “defect in workmanship” can be defined as any problem with the product that should’ve been caught by our quality control inspection but wasn’t. These types of problems include crooked parts, missing welds, etc. Basically, any step in the manufacturing process we forgot to do, or did incorrectly is considered a “defect in workmanship”. For instance, a brake mount that is missing internal threads, a frame tube that is missing some weld, a cable stop that is welded on backwards, or a fork leg that has a piece of metal rattling around inside of it, etc. These are all examples of “defects in workmanship”. A break or a bend in a part is not necessarily the result of a “defect in workmanship”. Moreover, a true “defect in workmanship” needs to be detected within the first 30 days of ownership to be valid. In other words, in order to be considered a true “defect in workmanship” the problem must be easily detected upon assembly of the product or during its initial 30-day period of ownership. In any case, we ask you to call and discuss any possible “defect in workmanship” with our warranty department before you ship the product back to us.
Frame Warranty
When followed by the customer, the steps outlined below will help eliminate confusion if a warranty situation develops with a Deco frame.
1. Before assembling your new Deco frame, take some time to inspect it closely. If you see anything you are not happy with, contact by email immediately. If there is a legitimate problem and the frame has not been modified, we will have you ship the frame back to Deco. We will then replace it at no charge, and ship the new frame to you by UPS Ground at no charge.
2. If you experience any problems during assembly of your Deco frame or during the first 30 days after the date of purchase, email immediately. Do not begin trying to fix the problem in anyway before contacting the warranty department. Any further damage caused to the frame by you while trying to repair it will not be covered. If there is a legitimate “defect in workmanship” we will have you ship the frame back to Deco. We will then replace it at no charge, and ship the new frame to you by UPS Ground at no charge. It is in this first 30 days that “defects in workmanship” must be found for a free replacement. In other words, after 30 days from the date of purchase, all “defects in workmanship” will be considered void.
3. If any problems develop after the initial 30 days of ownership, we will inspect the frame after you have shipped it to us. We will either repair it free of charge or replace it at a reduced price. In both cases we will ship the repaired frame back to you by UPS Ground at no additional cost. This one year policy is only valid if you can provide “proof of purchase”.
Frequently Asked Frame Warranty Questions
Q. What if I break or bend my bike?
A. If you have your original sales receipt and if the break is small we can repair it. If the damage is not repairable we can sell you a frame for a reduced cost. However, we will try to get you on a frame that is right for what you’re doing so the problem won’t likely happen again.
Q. I had a hard time getting my headset/bottom bracket in so the guy at the bike shop broke out some big tool and started grinding away on my frame and now it’s really messed up. Does this void my warranty?
A. Yes. This is a bad situation. You should have called us before anyone started grinding on anything. Send the frame back and we’ll make it work somehow. If we can’t, we’ll work with the shop to help get you a replacement frame.
Q. I ground my dropouts down, does this void my warranty?
A. If the dropout folds in half where you ground it down, yes.
Q. If I’m able to get a “cost replacement” deal, does it have to be on the same frame I had before?
A. No.
Q. I bought my frame from my buddy and now it’s cracked. Can I send it in for a “cost replacement”?
A. No. You must be the original owner.
A Few General Comments Regarding Frame Warranty
We manufacture high quality frames and truly believe they are the best in the world. However, we do not claim our chainstays or dropouts won’t wear away after enough grinding. We use the best materials in the world, but we do not claim our rear ends won’t bend after repeated failed tail-whip attempts. In other words, if you ride hard you’re going to wear out bike frames. Deco will try to help or fix any situation. We understand what you’re doing and we won’t abandon you because you were “trick” riding. The worst case scenario with Deco we involve you sending in your old, tired, beat frame and getting a brand new one at a discount cost. All we ask is that you provide a “proof of purchase” ensuring you’re the original owner. We appreciate your business and we want to keep you happy.
Fork Warranty
All Deco forks are covered by a 1 year warranty against “defects in workmanship”. This warranty is available only to the original owner with “proof of purchase”.
What follows are some steps to follow upon purchasing any Deco fork. If followed by the customer, these steps will help eliminate confusion if a warranty situation develops with a Deco fork.
4. Before assembling your new Deco fork, take some time to inspect it closely. If you see anything you are not happy with, email Deco immediately. If there is a legitimate problem and the fork has not been modified, we will have you ship the fork back to Deco and we will replace it at no charge. We will also ship you the new fork by UPS Ground at no charge.
5. If you experience any problems during assembly of your Deco fork or during the first 30 days after the date of purchase, email Deco immediately. Do not begin trying to fix the problem in anyway before emailing the warranty department. If there is a legitimate “defect in workmanship”, and you haven’t caused further damage by attempting to repair the problem yourself, we will have you ship the fork back to us. We will then replace the fork at no charge and ship the new fork by UPS Ground at no charge. It is in this first 30 days that “defects in workmanship” must be found for a free replacement. In other words, after 30 days from the date of purchase, all “defects in workmanship” will be considered void.
6. If any problem develops after the initial 30 days of ownership, we will inspect the fork after you have shipped it to us. We will either repair it free of charge or replace it at a reduced price. In both cases we will ship the fork back to you by UPS Ground at no additional cost. This lifetime “free repair/cost replacement” policy is only valid if you can provide “proof of purchase”.
Frequently Asked Fork Warranty Questions
Q. What if I bend my fork? Can you fix it or give me a new one?
A. Any of our heat treated forks are protected against bending or breaking.
Q. I had a hard time getting my headset race on so the guy at the bike shop broke out some big tool and started grinding away on my fork and now it’s really messed up. Does this void my warranty?
A. Yes. This is a bad situation. You should have called us before anyone started grinding on anything. Send the fork back and we’ll make it work somehow. If we can’t, we’ll work with the shop to help get you a replacement fork at no cost.
Q. I ground my forks, does this void my warranty?
A. If the dropout folds in half where you ground it down, yes. If the problem is with some other area of the fork, no.
Q. If I’m able to get a “cost replacement” deal, does it have to be on the same fork I had before?
A. No. But it should be a fork that’s right for what kind of riding you will be doing. For instance, if you keep bending really light forks, we’ll try and get you on a stronger model.
Q. I bought my fork from my buddy and now it’s bent. Can I send it in for a “cost replacement”?
A. No. You must be the original owner.
Handlebar Warranty
If you have a bending or breaking problem with your Deco handlebars, and you have your original “proof or purchase”, ship the handlebar to Deco along with your return address (please no P.O. boxes) and your “proof of purchase”. We will replace the handlebar at no cost and ship it back to you by UPS Ground at no additional cost to you if the problem occurs within the first 30 days.
Frequently Asked Handlebar Warranty Questions
Q. After I got a free replacement handlebar on a warranty from Deco, I bent/broke that pair. Can I get a second free handlebar?
A. No. We will warranty your first pair for free. After that you will have to purchase another bar if there is another problem.
Deco shall in no event be liable for incidental or consequential losses, damages or expenses in connection with its bicycle products. Deco’s liability hereunder is expressly limited to the replacement of goods not complying with this warranty.
tit shirts, gangsta treadmill, salty biscuit with girls
Click these links below if you like to see a gansta get fucked up on a treadmill or a bunch of girls munchin in a circle…dang. I am sure there are some better tit shirts than the ones below, but this is monday and here you go, don’t be bummed. LA sucks, they stomped the Magic at home. RIP Magic…
Chris Duncan interview part 2
Chris Duncan is a wild character, if you don’t know, now you do. Met up with him in his home turf of San Fran and sat down for a little interview on what he has been up to. He didn’t hold anything back, from fudgers dick to Jim Cielinski’s Sunday site…this is part one of 4 video interviews.
Piss flaps, bald eagles, and awkward boners
Boners will pop up at the best time, and sometimes the worst time. I remeber having them in school then the teacher has me get up to do a speech or something. Gotta tuck it in the belt. This site isn’t to graphic, so all you homo-phobes are in the clear. Its pretty funny though, so check it.
The Nasty shit and a live web-cams site
THIS site is amazing for free web cams. Never got into them, but this one has some good shit. You will get tied up for awhile, or till your done. Fuck it, for free. Milk your shit son. A contributor sent me some pics of some wild ass black chicks from Zimbabwe or some shit…sorry about this one.
Cock day in Japan…Chad on Jerry Springer episode…most annoying man…Gay+Gay=?
I always thought Scotty Freeman was gay. That old school flatlander on Skyway. Then I heard all English dudes were, they would play a game called salty bisquit. This would be a cracker on the ground in the middle of 3 or more dudes all jacking off, the last one to cum on the cracker had to eat it…good fun I guess.
Raw doggin bitches in France is way to easy plus Cuban Gynecologist and Brumlow at the beach
So after a few months of doing this site, I have a few contributors. Almost all of them will remain anonomous. This one let it all out about how the FISE comp went in France. I love that he really only mentions Raw Doggin and no BMX. Anyone reading this can understand that contests can be good, but nightlife is where its at…That’s what’s up.
awkward family photos and hot chicks with douchebags, plus hang 5 pivots
We all have done the family photo thing. But as you know Florida is the place where family’s really come together to do a great photo to last a lifetime. Ohhh the memories… If you like these photos below, CLICK here to see more, plus scroll to the bottom to see one of the best douchebag videos ever.