Famous DUI’s

Need that support for your breasts while you sleep?

CLICK HERE 4 lapdance gone wrong

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Texts from last night

“had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag”

“My bra smells like weed because there’s weed in my bra”

MJ RIP, sucks that last party I had someone stomped my Thriller album…Fuck its gonna be nuts trying to get a new one…SHIT

Can’t say who gave me this, but he did say that he was doing his job. Titie city boob signing.