Archive for January, 2010
Last Mesh Jam with Tom V., Shop Deco, Profile North Cali trip, and stalk us
The first vid is from the last jam at Mesh, RIP. Pretty good shit, check dat shit out son.
Click on the SHOP tab below and see what’s going out the door with Deco…get some.
Then the Profile part two of our trip to Cali Bra. Mulville kills it.
If your feeling like making friends with us, or just want to keep tabs on the Deco happenings, click to the right on Blogroll and become our friends on numerous sites. Fuck it, stalk us… Read more…
OSP BMX comp, skate vid, Mr. douche bag talking about some crap new shop
Telling me my site is sweet is really nice. Telling me you think I need to update it makes me wanna ask for submissions. Do you think I just sit around all day and thumb my dumper? My thumb might not smell that nice, but at least I am trying to get some shit on this site. Come out to the BMX comp at the cement park, watch this skate video that is amazing, and check out “ME” talking like an idiot. Or skip all that and scroll down to the bottom and nude girls jumping into foam pits, think they are Perfect 10 models. How is that for an update, suck it then. Read more…
Tent Life? violin pussy, and bubble pussy
So admittedly, I didn’t take you as someone who would live in a tent. Why and were were you taking up residence in a tent?
Click here to read and peep some pics about the street dragon… on the ESPN site
Grand Opening shit
Mesh is done, what happened to it? Why did Mesh go under? are those bars hollow? Do people come in here? Is anything Free?
These are some of the things people say to us everyday at the new shop. So to celebrate, were gonna load you up with Red Bull, high fructose corn syrup, beer, random meat, and some good time BMX fun at Mr. Bikes N Boards on Feb. 6th from 11-7.
If your gay and scared to stop by, we have something to help you. Stop by and we will introduce you to our virgin bike tech. He has a million gay jokes that will guarantee you will loosen up.
If you just want to look cool and pretend your a skater or biker, we have all the gear for you. MR. has it all… Read more…
Get a poster and ride bicycles more
Don’t want a Danse competition? click here and see what big boy posters you can get from your favorite riders and not so fav’s
All proceeds will go to my vasectomy, thanks everyoneOSP or the Orlando skatepark has been gracious enough to allow another bike sesh…so hit it up and practice up for the tournament coming in February. Should be “no pussy for me” James on the mic, “know any good black jokes” Brumlow, and “when I was a pro, holy shit those were the days” chad degroot will be running the shit. Sit tight for the flyer and exact dates. Read more…
Facebook, Vitalbmx, BMXonline, Myspace, Twitter, Shred or Die, Vimeo, Youtube, etc.
Everyone is on them, so follow us, talk shit, become our friends, stalk us, send nude pics, try and be the best you can be…try to get as much internet as possible…ohh ya, click any of the shits below and get in the game. Thanks. If your a crazy dick, go find another sausage party, the internet is really big. Read more…
Don’t do it, I WARNED YINZ
If you know what is good for you, don’t click on the links below.
Counter-Terrorism_Training_Video
It has been real slow on my end trying to get some content for the site, then I just looked at my desktop and realized that two videos were never posted. Always remember to not suck shit on the internet.
Ohh ya, by the way, UGP is shit…eat that bowl of cocks Read more…