Grand Opening shit

January 17th, 2010
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Mesh is done, what happened to it? Why did Mesh go under? are those bars hollow? Do people come in here? Is anything Free?

These are some of the things people say to us everyday at the new shop. So to celebrate, were gonna load you up with Red Bull, high fructose corn syrup, beer, random meat, and some good time BMX fun at Mr. Bikes N Boards on Feb. 6th from 11-7.

If your gay and scared to stop by, we have something to help you. Stop by and we will introduce you to our virgin bike tech. He has a million gay jokes that will guarantee you will loosen up.

If you just want to look cool and pretend your a skater or biker, we have all the gear for you. MR. has it all…

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5 Responses to “Grand Opening shit”

  1. zack suddreth says:

    cant wait
    looks sick

  2. wife says:

    there is gonna be a bmx demo at 2pm…don’t miss this shit

  3. scraper bike says:

    i heard chris duncans living in a tent now?

  4. yes it’s true, but I still have a computer in here. It’s a modified water proof version with GIjoe satellite capabilities.

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