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Good site for when your drunk and high
CLICK HERE, only at night when your drunk and high. The wife and me went on last night and couldn’t stop laughing. Sucked that the first two strangers we saw were jacking off, but it did get way better after that. My cock even came out and then the party started. I did get the JESUS comment more than a few times which made me realize that my beard is out of hand and people either want to pray to me or burn me. One person actually asked to see my hands, to see if there was holes in them. That is where this joke comes in, “why can’t jesus eat M+M’s?” “Cause they fall through the holes in his hands”
Get your ass on this site, get high, get stupid. Get some. Dress up. See ya soon. Let me know if you see me…I will be on there every night for sure…hell yes Read more…
Tom V with a SPOT edit and camel toe?
Local Shredders Tom Villarreal, Matt Coplon, Connel Keenan, and Josh Shaw kill some of the Tampa area spots. Here is what’s Happening on the Skate Park Of Tampa’s BMX Team
Pretty sure you fuckers missed this link…click below for a good time.
If you want to make your own sign, CLICK here
SPoT Winter Edit from Justin Butts on Vimeo.
Went to Las Vegas and got this
I have been going to Las Vegas for over 15 years and have ridden my bike once. I really didn’t want to the time I did. Come on, beer, drugs, hookers, strip clubs, gambling, and no bar time. Why the hell would you ride there? Last year I realized that with the crappy economy there would be pools empty. What I didn’t know is that with how small that town is, its really shady outside the strip. Shit, the strip is shady I guess to. So finally I planned to go just to ride and not hang on the strip or gamble. We did ride everyday, but the nights were consumed with gambling roulette and drinking mass amounts of cold beer.
Here is the profile version of the trip, the Madera one will follow. Keep in mind that Deco. finally got the team together. Tom is nuts, Dave doesn’t stop, and myself…shit man, Slidaz. Read more…
“I ain’t racist or nothing” Signs of fun and Follow Deco.
We can be found, follow us on the numerous sites below…the twitter one gets raw, so enjoy what we have to offer…get some, yum yum.
If you want to make your own sign, CLICK here
Mr. Grand opening vid + flatland flyer + gay dance on ice
The best part of this vid is Kyle “Finger his own ass” Painter taking it to the shoulder on the woop d doo bench.
Thanks to everyone who came out and supported our new shop and a huge thanks to “Not a virgin anymore” Rohfling for the edit. Song sucks ass but that is the way Vital does it huh?
Woop woop
Deco. shirts are now available through Action Village or HEEEEEAAWWWW Read more…
MONKEYS SEXUALLY ASSAULTING LESSER CREATURES
We share 96% of our DNA with chimps.
Humans do a lot of the shit you will see in the videos below.
Funny humans.
If you want something, take it. Animals do. Read more…
Cover boy
Do you ever wonder what a cover boy does in his spare time? lay his cock inside the crack of another man ass?
Hopefully your dad isn’t reading this, congrats Colt and as your dad would say “bless you”
Once you go black you’ll never go black Read more…
No BMX today
Here you go, you asked for some crappy pics. Love the flaps, love the love. Hope this makes you all horny as hell.
Sweatpants boners to you all.
Was going to put some captions for these pics, but maybe you can leave a comment at the bottom…let me know your thoughts. Read more…
Read my interview and cry
Crank Faster did a lil interview with me a few days ago…check it here
Click the SHOP tab above to get some Deco. gear
Not sure how this pic below works, but I am sure it was fun.
Canada, they let me in and out of that place without a passport…shit
Why would you want to sell this? Gay Colts? Team Deco. #1 edit
This first pic is a suburban that I see almost everyday. Didn’t think much of it, then I saw the for sale sign. That made me mad. Put this much time and devotion into making your ride sweet on other peoples eyes…shit man. “The world is yours”
I said it before, GO SAINTS.
Here is the first of many edits coming from Deco. this year. And if you wanted to know who rides for Deco., this video will show you…
Shop
Click anywhere below, don’t be scared.
Deco. hats, shirts, stickers, and more are all in stock.
Hard goods coming soon…
Really bad post coming soon, promise.
Ridaz
Go Saints…
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Old People Suck Ass, Madera edit with Tom V., Shop
So this morning I was bringing my kid to school and there was a 6 car rear end accident. So I went around and pulled in behind a van. This old lady (see the pic) decided she wanted in front of me. So we did the inch-up game. I obviously won. This is when it started to get good. She flips me off, so I flip her off. Then she rolls down her window and does the double-handed flip off. Keep in mind this lady is dusty old and is most likely a shitty person. So I rolled down my window and gave her the tongue between the two fingers, pretty sure some drool ran down my fingers. She didn’t like that at all. Then I took a camera phone pic of her. This must have done it. She called the cops and followed me. Driving crazy and almost hitting cars to take pics of my car and me. Once we got to the school she was still on my ass so I went in a few figure 8’s and a bunch of circles, driving really slow. Finally she left. Probably had a heart attack.
I had to explain to my boy why old people suck ass. He understood and thanked me for the warning. Read more…
Last Mesh Jam with Tom V., Shop Deco, Profile North Cali trip, and stalk us
The first vid is from the last jam at Mesh, RIP. Pretty good shit, check dat shit out son.
Click on the SHOP tab below and see what’s going out the door with Deco…get some.
Then the Profile part two of our trip to Cali Bra. Mulville kills it.
If your feeling like making friends with us, or just want to keep tabs on the Deco happenings, click to the right on Blogroll and become our friends on numerous sites. Fuck it, stalk us… Read more…
OSP BMX comp, skate vid, Mr. douche bag talking about some crap new shop
Telling me my site is sweet is really nice. Telling me you think I need to update it makes me wanna ask for submissions. Do you think I just sit around all day and thumb my dumper? My thumb might not smell that nice, but at least I am trying to get some shit on this site. Come out to the BMX comp at the cement park, watch this skate video that is amazing, and check out “ME” talking like an idiot. Or skip all that and scroll down to the bottom and nude girls jumping into foam pits, think they are Perfect 10 models. How is that for an update, suck it then. Read more…
Tent Life? violin pussy, and bubble pussy
So admittedly, I didn’t take you as someone who would live in a tent. Why and were were you taking up residence in a tent?
Click here to read and peep some pics about the street dragon… on the ESPN site
Grand Opening shit
Mesh is done, what happened to it? Why did Mesh go under? are those bars hollow? Do people come in here? Is anything Free?
These are some of the things people say to us everyday at the new shop. So to celebrate, were gonna load you up with Red Bull, high fructose corn syrup, beer, random meat, and some good time BMX fun at Mr. Bikes N Boards on Feb. 6th from 11-7.
If your gay and scared to stop by, we have something to help you. Stop by and we will introduce you to our virgin bike tech. He has a million gay jokes that will guarantee you will loosen up.
If you just want to look cool and pretend your a skater or biker, we have all the gear for you. MR. has it all… Read more…
Get a poster and ride bicycles more
Don’t want a Danse competition? click here and see what big boy posters you can get from your favorite riders and not so fav’s
All proceeds will go to my vasectomy, thanks everyoneOSP or the Orlando skatepark has been gracious enough to allow another bike sesh…so hit it up and practice up for the tournament coming in February. Should be “no pussy for me” James on the mic, “know any good black jokes” Brumlow, and “when I was a pro, holy shit those were the days” chad degroot will be running the shit. Sit tight for the flyer and exact dates. Read more…
Facebook, Vitalbmx, BMXonline, Myspace, Twitter, Shred or Die, Vimeo, Youtube, etc.
Everyone is on them, so follow us, talk shit, become our friends, stalk us, send nude pics, try and be the best you can be…try to get as much internet as possible…ohh ya, click any of the shits below and get in the game. Thanks. If your a crazy dick, go find another sausage party, the internet is really big. Read more…
Don’t do it, I WARNED YINZ
If you know what is good for you, don’t click on the links below.
Counter-Terrorism_Training_Video
It has been real slow on my end trying to get some content for the site, then I just looked at my desktop and realized that two videos were never posted. Always remember to not suck shit on the internet.
Ohh ya, by the way, UGP is shit…eat that bowl of cocks Read more…
New fucking Dig is out plus Profile Cali trip edit, Deco. happy new year
The new DIG photo issue is out and available HERE, come get some
Deco. Team rider Dave McDermott has an insane smith grind shot in downtown orlando
Deco. Team rider Chad DeGroot has huge arms in the new Profile ad doing a tooth, plus Dig covers the cali pool trip with some sweetness from Mulville, ring dick, and some locals in nor cal… Read more…
Mesh RIP vid + NEW Profile ad from Cali pool trip + video coming soon
Went on a Cali Pool trip a few months ago to the North section where weed is legal, the air is crisp, and the pools that were foreclosed are rideable. Profile will be posting the video on their site asap, I hope. Then I will get it all linked here, but for now you only can see the pic. Where are you video?
Props Mega Tour 9 trailer
This is gonna be good, damn good. The trailer looks awesome and finally does some teasing like a good trailer should. We sucked it in Chicago and all over Wisconsin…
You all need to wait a second till I get all my footage from this trip ready. Matt Coplon and myself were lucky enough to fly planes around downtown Chicago one day on this trip. If I had to sum it up, flying is fucking awesome and I really couldn’t concentrate on bmx much. I fly planes n shit, woop woop. Don’t count on seeing me do any riding at all, just flyin. I am sure is some stunts going down, but you won’t see any from me.
Dave McDermott Bike Chicketty Check
Dave has been busy around the new shop in Longwood, Mr. B’s, doing some amazing painting and what not. He is off to Cali because the law got him for no bike license. So he is making the fun drive real soon. Have you ever driven across country before alone? Its crap, but necessary in his case. He will be out there for awhile enjoying the surf n sun. Expect a great tan and some new lingo Bra… Read more…
Knock some dust off that ring dick
Matt Coplon is a Deco. supporter as well Mesh skatepark. He had some time to put together this edit which is pretty sweet. There are doubles, triples, and quad riders doing some bmx madness. Holy crap you internet fags, talk shit about that. Mr. Coplon, or “Ring Dick” was nice enough to include Deco. team riders Dave McDermott and Tom Villarreal as well me, Chad DeGroot in some clips. So sit back and suck your shit on the internet and poop your pants. This edit will make you want to pierce your dick and spank your partner. Thanks Matt for the support with Deco. and Mesh SP.