2011 Deco. shirts
Here’s a sneak peak at the new designs for 2011 shirts available for prebook till October 15th. Get back to me by then to lock your order in. We have the “Faces” series and the “Cockroach”, 6 shirts in total.
All American Apparel shirts sizes small-xl. Custom sizes available on request.
“Faces” series available in black or white with gray stripe and limited run colors. Christopher Walken, Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, and Mustache guy all starring in this series.
Full frontal “Cockroach” available in two tone 3/4th sleeve (not pictured). Two tone colors to be announced soon. Pic coming soon.
Mat Olson crazy gap to fence + go scare people
Not much to say about this pic. Mat Olson said he loves finding new lines at and old park. I guess he means Gapping over a grind bar from the wedge over 8 stairs to a shady fence is his new line. Go get em tiger…
Korea and Taiwan
Korea/Taiwan
Woke up mid flight to the flight attendant serving beverages. Couldn’t tell if it was a boy or girl. Tried to get a pic. Other flight attendant started laughing when she figured what I was doing.
Boy?
Girl?
What a game they play, and such pretty hair.
Almost like a horse.
10 hours in, 4 movies, 20 min of sleep, and 6 hours to go. Blazing headache and could use a beer. Guy next to me is snoring and has slept the whole trip so far. Even my loud ass farts won’t wake him up.
Got in a bus, 2 hours then another bus 30 min. Hotel is sweet, no shoes please.
The event is called Leisure Games ran by the Korean government till 2030. There are chickens and rabbits right next to a fucking sweet park course.
So hot and steamy. Can’t stop leaking.
Rode practice, good ass course.
So much shit is going on, like the state fair. Wildness everywhere and people handing out bibles like crazy. I know a guy who sells them online. eBay son. Need to bring a few home for him. Others are wearing miss American type banners that just say “GOD” really big.
Took a nap then woke up 6 hours later. Fuck it. Found a wild skater and he paid taxi to go downtown.
Wild scene, drink on the streets and drink a lot. I am starting to talk real shitty cause all day we talk to Koreans who don’t speak great English, sorry my writing is crap.
Ate spaghetti today and it never tasted so good. Then off to judge flat. Tons of Japanese entered, so many dudes. It went pretty smooth. So much pumping going on. Guess I am a celebrity in Korea. Many pictures hugging sweaty men.
Back at the hotel with a sore throat. Not good. Last night out, gotta roll the dice.
We stayed in the lobby and scared people. Brumlow would stop people and ask what the sign I was hiding behind said. Then I’d fucking jump out and scare them. Shit was to funny. Video coming soon.
Fucking Brumlow can’t sleep so he wakes up early as dick. Sick of the all-you-can-eat buffet, but… Gots ta eat right? Powerbars come in real handy later in the afternoon.
Park comp gets rained out, so they focus on flat. Put it under a tent. Fucking wild shit going down. Mathias, Vicki, and Moto running shit. For sure the year of the pump. Pretty good shit judging. Thought it turned out good.
Just gotta get paid and tear my bike down. Off to Taiwan tomorrow and 3am comes real fast. Somehow were 40 miles from the airport and it takes almost 3 hours. Gonna be a wild day tomorrow for sure. Met some really fucking cool ass Japanese dudes. Good times. Would love to make it to Tokyo again soon.
We Goto the store and watch some dad buying his kids vodka drinks. They are chugging the shit. Seems fake, but then the kids, which are ten years old, start doing really drunk shit and laughing uncontrollably. Good dad for sure. Cheap entertainment I guess. Doesn’t help Brumlow is trying to get the kids to do whisky. They say “only beer”, guess they forgot they just slammed blue vodka. Vid coming soon.
2 beers deep, might have to run it tonight. But want to get my fee for judging. This is where it gets weird real fast. Picture taking off your shoes, signing a sheet and waiting for your name to be called all in a shady hotel room. They take one person at a time to basically interrogate why they should pay you. After a few arguments with the bouncer type dude, I get a conversation with the boss who is part of the government. Fuck I am pissed now, need to get up in a few hours to bus two hours to Seoul airport. So I come back and finally argue that I need sleep and my fee NOW. Go into the private room and they all stare at me and count off a few bills off the pile of US Dollars. Serious pile. We argue a bit, I stuff the money in my pocket, then they all smile and call me BMX legend and proceed to take personal pics with me shaking my hand. Fucking weird shit going down. Bed time finally, for two hours. Side note, brumlow never finishes a beer. There must have been 10 almost full beers randomly around our room.
More free wifi at the airport. Loving life cept there is a typhoon near Korea. Fffffffuck.
Get off the plane and on the high speed train, cooking real smooth.
Get in a taxi and dude just keeps telling me how he loves Chinese and Japanese woman. Must have said it five times. Then he stops and takes out a marker and writes on his hand “sex” and below that “love”. He keeps tapping LOVE. I told him he can love to have sex. “No no”, “just love. Then he tells me no American or European girls he can love. He doesn’t “sex”, just love. Fag. No tip.
Get to the sweet ass hotel Yang booked for me. There is a bonsai type garden on the roof, full coffee bar, and most importantly wifi.
Did some good walking through the city looking for the Break Brake bike shop, trying to avoid thousands of scooters. Sounds like a swarm of bees. After 3 taxis and walking the wrong way a few miles, I get there, do some beers, then eat some amazing Chinese food.
Drink some funny beers and I am out.
Do you read or watch the news? You probably know it’s pretty depressing. US shit isn’t shit. Picked up the Taiwan Times and scrolled through it making me realize my life is good, and better if I don’t read this shit. US pulls out of Baghdad but has to go back and help cause lapses in security. Dudes shooting everyone then blowing themselves up. Typhoons near Korea. Pirates Ron Japanese tanker. Floods in Australia and Pakistan. New Zealand earthquake. Forest fires in Russia. Iranian widow sentenced to be stoned to death for adultery. But, Columbia has the worlds shortest man. He hasn’t grown since he was 2 years old. He was quoted as saying “I feel happy cause I’m unique”. Yes you are. He now has an acting role which he plays a pint-size drug thug. Fucking gangsta shit son.
On the high speed train to Taichung with my agent. Pretty glad we are taking the train. Get to see the country side and wild ass little towns. Were fucking booking over 200mph. So smooth. Driving around these parts is shit. Not gonna have to do it. Sweet.
Went to my frame manufacturer. Holy shit. Shit is so nuts man. Nuts. My lips are sealed.
They are trying to get me to eat squid. Guess when they cut the tentacles they keep crawling around for 30 minutes. When you put it in your mouth it will suction to your tongue. Pretty sure it’s gonna put up a fight all the way down your throat. Fuck, think I just ate a ball, not sure what kind of animal. Balls in my mouth no homo?
Just left the next factory. Fucking A. That’s all I gotta say. Lips are sealed again. Only here one more day. In and out. That’s what it’s all about.
This month they burn money. Yep you read that right. There are little fires burning all over the place. It’s for the people who passed away. The burned money is sent up to them to use. At first I thought they were really burning $. Then I realized they burn piles of paper that is printed to look like Taiwan dollars. The government doesn’t want people to do this, but it’s a tradition and flames are all over, cant stop them all. Even at the temple. place was all smoked out.
Now we eat again. City is big. Bustling and hustling. So full from lunch but my agent wants to dine me again. Can’t say no can I? Suit and tie type din din with Japanese beef, lobster, and some wild side dishes. No room, but I don’t want to be lame. So I stuff it in. Maxed out now. Stomach is gonna burst.
Humidity is 100% at all times. I didn’t wear shorts so I am constantly marinating. Last day in Taichung then off to Seoul for the night and finally back to the States. Can’t wait. Trip was to long and I miss to much about home. Would love to be able to sleep, pretty sure that’s going to be a challenge. I have been waking up every hour since I got here.
Next factory. Gave them my idea, will be till the end of the year for sample. Come on, whip it out…will ya?
Done now in Taichung, pretty excited to be in some ac. Seems like I never stopped sweating. Would love a beer right now or some Wild Turkey. Sippin on sum syrup. Right now I start my two day trip home.
Almost home, on my last layover. It is true, humans in the US are pretty big. Maybe it’s just atlanta? Long trip, can’t wait to sleep for a couple days.
Here are a few more random pics from the trip…
Banned 4 premier at Mr. B’s
Mr. B’s premiered Banned 4 and it was amazing. Not going to spoil it by any means, but they all crashed a lot, fell out of the sky, and do their Banned 4 life shit. Pick it up HERE or HERE. They say it will be out soon, not available yet…soon. Read more…
Pro smoker at 3 years old, fixed gear video, and some 70′s
I wish I knew how to smoke this good at such a young age. My kid about this age and he wouldn’t have a clue. But I guess some practice and anything is possible. Start training tonight son.
The second video was done on my commuter bike. Hang 5′s are really easy on this, it took one try. When I did this edit, I went back and rode my real flat bike and it seemed like a finger bike. No homo.
Lastly, for all of those worried about how much porn I put in these posts, this one is porn free. The next one might not be…
This video below is care of James Covington. He put some pegs on my ride and told me to do shit. So I did. Don’t forget to click the video player to your right called Embedr, there are some sweet ass videos on there. No Homo.
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Of hit up Master Blaster Planet
Mustaches make a man, well…a man
I finally had a free day to get down to Tampa and ride the 4 fingers park. They don’t have bikes on Wednesday so we all went to SPOT for Mr. Coplons birthday. The whole drive down I counted how many churches I passed and wondered what it would be like to choke like Charles Bronson. Well I counted 18 and I don’t think Mr. Bronson would have the balls to choke me. But if his sweet mustache smiled at me, I would have to give in. Read more…
Germany, wild ass video, and be a roach
Germany has Deco. Interested or want to check it out, CLICK HERE
This video is pretty fucked, but you can decide on that. Click and enjoy here, watch this preferably at work.
Also, you don’t have to skate to be a roach, stop by Mr. B’s Sat May 29th for some free pizza and drinks.
And get all your Deco. parts and goods HERE HERE or HERE
All the Deco. product pics are HERE
Sometimes you see things and wonder
There are more and more people driving scooters these days. This little son of a bitch caught my eye. At first from a distance it appeared to be a chick with long flowing hair. Once I got close, couldn’t help but laugh cause this goofy fucker has a pony tail, barely a filthy mustache, tight so you can see your balls pants, and more gay shit that you can’t see (pretty sure of that).
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Chad DeGroot Interview on Transworld telling some people they suck ass + Bone Deth premier
Chad DeGroot wanted to clear the air about some stuff involving his former clothing sponsor so we sat down with him for an interview where we talked about that, his new shop, Deco, crazy Orlando kids, and more…
Tom V still rocking the stolen gold chain + Rapid Response on DIGBMX.com
If you don’t know, now you do. Tom V…DECO. 
Madera has a bunch going on with Tom, click here to see what’s up with that gold chain and flowing hair.
Don’t forget to click on our Flikr account to see more riding shot of Tom
Also, if you want to see and buy that shirt he is wearing in the photo below, it the “Welcome to Florida Series” shirt
Tom has a sweet Rapid Response HERE…go there and see why Tom is Tom, or maybe why Tom wears gold chains Read more…
Why doesn’t Jesus eat M+M’s?
Cause they fall through the holes in his hands…
Dave McDermott had this to say about his recent trip:
It all started when we tried to hitch a ride on an RV with a dude that grows weed for a living in Sonoma. When he proved to be a procrastinator, for obvious reasons, me and Aaron Bostrom could wait no longer. We hoped in Aaron’s civic and headed for the border to meet a few friends in Nicaragua, 3,500 miles deep into Central America.
Before we even got into Mexico we got a ticket for having expired tags. So early into the trip and things were proving to be a little bit sketchy. Two days in and we already had a flat tire and my wallet went missing. We were strongly cautioned by travelers and locals to not travel at night. So naturally this was when we did the most driving, staying at a consistent 90 mph with a tire full of fix-a-flat. We rounding a turn early one afternoon to the scene of an accident. It seemed as though two semi trucks had collided head on. A smaller truck packed with live chickens was also involved in the carnage. Dead chickens and chicken guts covered the impassable, sun baked, two lane road. Some chickens were half alive and others were unharmed. We watched as locals took advantage and grabbed some of the living chickens for themselves.
We arrived that night in a place called Las Saladitas. It is famous for it’s ridiculously long left point break. This wave breaks for nearly a minute, easily making it the longest wave I have ever surfed. The owner of a near by surf camped yelled at us when we tried to camp on the beach in front of the rented out bungalows. We spent the night in the car off a dirt road and returned the next morning to surf all day. Camped in front of a restaurant on the beach for $3 that night. We had a fire and cooked beans and rice for dinner. The next morning I had to paddle out and save a guy that was getting sucked out to sea. Soon after my rescue we headed south towards our first border crossing.
So I guess you need the original title and registration for your vehicle to cross borders. Of course we didn’t have that. This quickly became a problem. The borders are infested with con artists trying to help you through the confusing process, all the while hustling you for cash. These guys, along with the policia, can get you anything for the right price. So due to our lack of necessary paper work, bribery became common place at every border we crossed. They got worse the further south we drove, as did the living conditions. Every border was stressful and hard to navigate. We would watch as the police worked hand in hand with these extortionists until they negotiated a price for us to continue on, both of them receiving a cut of course. I think the worst border was crossing from El Salvador into Honduras where we lost about $150. This came as a shock after El Salvador only set us back $9. Every time we weaseled our way through one border, the pressure was on to make it through the rest so that we had not come so far in vein.
We stayed a night in El Savador and surfed all morning. When we got out of the water, a hysterical German tourist explained to us that she had just been robbed at gun point. We walked here back to her hotel and continued on our way. Pressing through the rest of the countries to finally arrive in Minagua, Nicaragua. After our phone died upon arrival, we had to pay a gas station attendant to use his phone and call Mike Hinkens. Luckily he answered and the whole crew came and greeted us after our amazing journey. We followed them back to the house, celebrated with friends, and got a good nights sleep.
Nicaragua is the second poorest country in the southern hemisphere, second only to Haiti. The way of life down there is something that should be experienced by everybody. We had real trouble finding food while we were riding because people there are too poor to eat out. Add in extreme heat, corrupt police singling us out for being white, a whole lot of trash, and relentless begging from locals and thats the city side setting that we were thrust into. This was all to be expected of a third world country of course, and not to mention Aaron and I were already accustom to these environments.
Nicaragua is also home to beautiful country sides, beaches, volcanos, and farmlands. We rode sleds down the most active volcano on the planet, El Cero Negro. One of the highlights of the trip was going to a local cock fight in Leon. We were originally suppose to go on a touristy version of a cock fight. They focused on the history and explained everything that was going to happen. Well we missed that one when the once flat tire on the civic shredded and went flat again. After being extorted by the police for money and getting the tire fixed for only ten dollars, we were too late for to make the tour. But after asking around a bit, we got an inside tip on one going down a few blocks away. We pulled up to a dirt field, payed the guards holding a barbed wire fence a dollar, and tried to blend in. It was basically a shed with bleacher seating and a small arena in the middle. The smell of chicken shit, blood, and sweaty, drunken males steamed up the small car port style ring. The chickens went nuts pecking at each other until one was dead. The two men in charge of starting and stopping the fight, were also in charge of sucking the blood off off the chickens drenched heads and blowing air into their lungs to keep them fighting. Two men in the center of all this chaos with blood running down their chins. A fight between two guys even broke out. And forties were only a dollar. I don’t really condone animal cruelty, but it was definitely something that I wanted to add to my life’s resume.
Some amazing riding went down and the infamous Rob Dolecki was there to capture it all on film to be used in an up coming Dig Magazine article. I won’t spoil what went down, but I will say we found some very unique set ups. People would pour out into the streets when they saw us starting to ride a spot. It was a little intimidating to be surrounded by a hundred locals and not knowing what there intentions were. But everything went well and no one got hurt. Look for the article to come out in a few months.
Just when I though I was home free, I got stranded at LAX. After 3 hours of waiting and no answer when I tried calling Aaron’s phone, I realized at 11:00 p.m. that no one was coming for me. My phone was dead and his was the only number that I had written down. Aaron was suppose to pick me up, but got hammered and arranged for someone else to get me who also never made it. With only a $5 left I convinced the driver of a $7 bus to take me to downtown LA where I could assemble my bike and ride to Luis Pinzon’s house. Once I got off the bus i realized that it was starting to rain and that I had given my inner tubes to a Nicaraguan kid. So my only option was to walk all the way through grimmey neighborhoods holding three bags and a surf board in the middle of the night…easy target. When I asked some man on the street for directions a guy in his car at the stop light heard and offered to give me a ride. The dude was so sketchy looking in a gay murderer type way. I didn’t give two shits. I was tired as fuck and was prepared to beat the shit out of him with the random wrench in my front pocket if he tried any funny business. He creeped me out all the way to Pinzons and dropped me off after asking my name several times. Luckily Luis and his wife Lindsey were home from there honeymoon in Africa. I scared the shit out of them beating on the door that late. Lindsey heated me up some Easter leftovers and I was officially home. The, mother fucking, end.
Dave sent me all the pics of the chickens crushed in the road, not sure to post them…let me know what you think…shit
Props Mega Tour 9 Profile Edit
Stew put this one together, there is a bunch of footy that wasn’t in the actual vid. Really wanted to see more, and you gave it to us…thanks Stew. Where the hell is all the footy of my flying the plane around downtown Chicago? Chad DeGroot (pilot)
sad people, deco license plates, free stickers if?
This photo says a lot and means a lot. Here it goes, I will explain. The guy to the left, we call him “stoops” short for stupid. He runs a company called Jug Bikes, similar to Chris Duncan Clothing. Pretty much not going anywhere fast. He has worked for every fast food chain, and as you can see by his hat he now works for Taco Bell, with bride. He knows the menu, he eats there, he jacks off in the bathroom daily. Jug has a problem of talking you into getting something you have. He is pretty good at it. Probably why he prays on women. They have small brains, its a fact. Jug, Stoops also has myspace account with all his team riders listed on it, your name probably is there as well, but spelled wrong.
Next is black douche bag wonder. You see him in the front with white teeth. This guy I instantly knew was a shit bag cause he wanted something from me. He has twenty chains around his neck, and more accessories than a normal black person would wear. See him, stay away from him.
Then there is me. Sponsor hungry after all these years and shitting out a Failure cruiser. Thanks Beard!!!
Fuck it
Thanks to all our sponsors for the OSP bmx jam this past saturday…soo many prizes. All the kids had boners.
Guess how many cig butts that have burned this garbage can and I will send you a Deco sticker pack…holla
I love crack heads
Freak Fuckers and get stoked
I am sure that I have used the work “Stoked”. But the video I posted at the bottom takes it to a new level. Speaking of new level, congrats to James Covington for not being a virgin. Don’t think he shit his pants during the act as well. Pretty sure he is going to hell for not being married. The lord will take care of him. Go to church and wash your dick now. Hope no bumps pop up, just squeeze them if they do…good job buddy.
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Dump em out? is that what they say?
When you have a lot of time on your hands, like when you break down on the side of the road. A good thing to do is text everyone in your phone and tell them to send a joke. That will make the time pass a little faster. I had to do that a few years ago and jokes are still coming in, some pretty sweet ones at that. Thanks everyone. Then there is texting everyone in your phone to send a great nudie pic. What do you like better? Read more…
Sometimes I hate submitted pics
I am really sorry about this post. I am really sorry about this post. I am really sorry about this post. I am really sorry about this post.
I am not sorry we have people out there sending in amazing shots like these. Can you top this? Send them over.
Kinda sounds like I like this shit.
I did puke a little bit when I first saw these.
Soo good
Did a post like this awhile ago, but this shit is always funny as hell. Blew some snot out of my nose on the rake with hot dogs on each blade, would be better if the rake was all plastic…humans are awesome…
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Baco 9, do you know what that is?
There are people who put up old footage then there are people who put up Baco footage. You can hate or you can sit back and watch a sweet video. Fuck it, hate on it, leave some comments and make them good.
35 minutes. You read that right, make some popcorn, make a small fire, put on your seat belt, and Welcome to Baco 9. Released in May of 2001, this video brings the Baco Boys up to date after a 2 year hiatus. Starring Chad DeGroot, Dave Freimuth, Dylan Worsley, Jimmer Rienstra, Luc-e, Kerry Gatt, Aaron Behnke, Andrew Faris, Ruben Alcantara, Brian Kachinsky, and many others. Features many classic tidbits including Super Greg and the world according to Andrew Faris. Read more…
Chatroulette
So, I told you I was a fan, then I got naked. Then people keep emailing me with photos that are funny as hell. Then I go back on and get naked. Take a few days off. Haven’t been on in a long time, that means a day or so.
Now I have a great reason to go on…check this vid. My Chatroulette video is coming soon. But for now, enjoy this on.
Here is the newest pic of the FuForks from Deco with and without 990 tabs. They will be here soon, so holla my way if you want any goods. The first order is pretty small so it will go fast…Get me an email of what you want and I will put your orders out first…thanks.
texts girls send me, send boobs, and chatroulette pics
Click the link below, it will get good soon…tell every girl you know please.
http://twitter.com/TextGirlsSendMe
Submissions again, some sweet hangers.
Gotta love drunk girls who eat hot dogs.
Chatroulette pics will never get old, if anyone has ones that will top this, please send them my way…thanks. Read more…
Tom Villarreal and Dave McDermott in Las Vegas edit
The Madera team, Tom Villarreal and Dave McDermott, visited Las Vegas to ride some pools. That did happen, but way more ditches were ridden in the short 3 days in town. Thanks to Juaquin and the locals for showing us around to get our shred on. Tom killed most everything he did and Dave did some more tech moves that you might have to watch more than twice. Visit www.madera.net to see more of the team.
Smokin on purple… Read more…
More submissions, thanks
You ever thought that there might be bloopers in porn…Check one out HERE
The whole site is pretty amazing and good to view at work.
I am warning you not to click HERE…please please scroll down and enjoy the submission boob pics first if you do. Pretty sure your gonna click to see what the warning is about, why the hell do I post shit like this? Read more…
Good site for when your drunk and high
CLICK HERE, only at night when your drunk and high. The wife and me went on last night and couldn’t stop laughing. Sucked that the first two strangers we saw were jacking off, but it did get way better after that. My cock even came out and then the party started. I did get the JESUS comment more than a few times which made me realize that my beard is out of hand and people either want to pray to me or burn me. One person actually asked to see my hands, to see if there was holes in them. That is where this joke comes in, “why can’t jesus eat M+M’s?” “Cause they fall through the holes in his hands”
Get your ass on this site, get high, get stupid. Get some. Dress up. See ya soon. Let me know if you see me…I will be on there every night for sure…hell yes Read more…
