We have all been chased by the cops, its pretty easy to throw your bike over a fence and pedal away, or just duck behind a bush. But when the situation gets you, try the Houdini Hider…this shit works. Check the video

If you really want to see black people on acid doing some dance and then fucking,  dance floor Dale won’t let you down. This video almost got me fired from one of my sponsors. The owners had a conference call with me and we cleared it all up, long story, but a good one.

Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com
Profile vs. Madera Edit at Mesh Skatepark

This pics sux, unless your gay and into gay bears. Google that shit, fuck it, i did it for you

James? dream cum true

KFC was giving away free grilled meals this day, holy shit the characters that show up for free food, including us. This guy rolled up with all his CD’s in his spokes, some good tunes I must say. Didn’t see a CD player anywhere.

tooth-monsterFREE chicken @ KFC, Mark can lick his fingers for freecd-wheel

Get a free ride around town this way, fuck it, go across the country or better, the WORLD…

free ride

Here is a sweet video to go with hoppin on trains

Had to add some BMX to this post. Its pretty fitting since Flatland is Gay and I am supposedly as well. This goes with Gay bears, Meat, and model trains. Suck it…do an airwalk

Chad Flat shot...take that shit sucka, do an airwalk

This last shot comes from the mind of James, he isn’t sure which way he swings yet, but does know that if he went to the gay side, he would at least like to feel some boobs…


thats whats up

Last is a shred-fest with BK and Jeff K, some Kosman in there to?