Some of these pics are pretty funny, some are real. The chick with the tits at the bottom of this post, you’ll see it. Pancake sized brown-as-shit nipples and veins that look like pixie sticks. That shit made me puke a little bit, but then laugh and want to see her in real life. If anyone knows her, tell her to holla at me in Vegas for Interbike. She looks like that chick in that one movie where she goes crazy and sledge hammers that writers ankles with a block of wood between them.

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This is one of the greatest gifts you could ever give someone. Click here, wait, find an amazing photo, preferably naked, then CLICK here and run like a naked priest in the woods. This site is pretty easy to use, just follow the directions and enjoy. At first you would think its a porn site, then you realize its the greatest gift on the inter-web…

Here are some of my favorites that I have done already. Hope this will give you some ideas. This first one would be amazing, but I guess jesus doesn’t have enough skin color for the mosaic, or I am going to hell so he wouldn’t let it work, or he is covering up his porn addiction…

Have some fun with Jesus

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Brumlow and myself stabbing Lucas again. Sucks getting stabbed.

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People who annoy you Dave? Your face is so red, you embarrassed of a Brumlow sandwich?

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Here fork it’s plus sass hands and a dildo stuck to the window. Mark I hope your finally getting some puss and Greg I hope you have a few pics of dicks on your camera. Dicks are the new tits in Cassellberry.

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Matt died again. Every rose has its thorn. Light yourself on fire…

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Light this on fire