With Halloween just a few days away, I find myself at a loss for a costume. Wanted to roll myself in toilet paper or maybe bubble wrap. Always wanted to just wear a box. Then there is being a priest. Shit…shit shit. Here are some ideas.


This is one of the better ideas, put yourself on the shirt your wearing.

make me on a shirt

This reminds me of Shoe G for some reason, only with clothes on.

shoe g

Halloween enables girls to be the slutts they were meant to be. Go out downtown and you will see. Skin to win. Would have to punch this chick a few times for the shitty shoes. Sure as shit she smells like a dumpster.

paint mepaint mepainted

Don’t forget to buy a new HFK shirt available now at Mesh Skatepark