The other day my site was down, you know, the one  your reading right now. So I freaked out and didn’t do anything. Cause I don’t know what to do. So after looking at a few porn sites I realized I should check my emails. There it was. Someone hacked into my system and fucked shit up. So my host shut down my site. I called them and the guy put me on hold for over 10 minutes while he looked at my site. He came back on the phone and apologized for taking so long. He told me it was back up and to check it out. I did and everything seemed fine. He said “really?”. So I asked what was the problem. He asked if I was sure that I wanted those pictures on my site, the nude ones. Yep yep I said. Then he went on for awhile about how they don’t allow nudity and some of the photos I have posted and that they need to come down. We went back and forth for a bit. End result, he said that if I didn’t take the pics down they were gonna pull my site down.

I think that is pretty funny. Really funny since they thought someone hacked into my system and posted saggy tits and some sweet asses.

Ohh ya, this is the pic they thought the hacker put on my site.

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My father in law came over the other day and asked why I didn’t tell him about being in a T Mobile ad. I didn’t even know. Really looks like I have girl arms. Tell me I have girl arms and I will punch your face to the underside of your ass. Nope.


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How did I miss this one? Check the video. I usually holla back and forth with Tom every 100 or so blunts, which is every few days. Not sure how I missed this video. The manuel is fucking incredible. Shit I have to get down there and ride 4 fingers. Didn’t really see the gold chain though, what happened? The guy you stole it from get it back?

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There are more and more people driving scooters these days.  This little son of  a bitch caught my eye. At first from a distance it appeared to be a chick with long flowing hair. Once I got close, couldn’t help but laugh cause this goofy fucker has a pony tail, barely a filthy mustache, tight so you can see your balls pants, and more gay shit that you can’t see (pretty sure of that).

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You heard it here first. Why the hell would we do some Baco web edits when we can just show you why we go to 11.

Expect it sometime near Christmas. This time you will see what goes on with Baco for the past few years. Actually it has been over 7 years since Baco 10.

I really don’t have much to say about the video. Its Strange I am starting my PISS OFF list first. For some reason beyond my control, there will be some names you wouldn’t expect on this list.

Dave and I were talking about Baco then I got excited and pissed on a Mercedes. Enjoy the pic, taken by The Cottle. Continue reading