Would you or have you ever:

Shave your mustache by chewing off the hair

Clean your toilet by pissing on the crud

Sold cigs to minors and kept their $

Brewed beer if you have $ your old enough

Acted black

Sold used sox on eBay

Sold a bible from a hotel room

Sold a cow bell on eBay

Lick your fingers a lot

Smell everything

Know what magic dollar is

Been busted shaving your choad

Drank out of a toilet

Eaten cat or dog food

Lick your fingers cause you love sass

Hit a deer and brought it home to eat

Tucked your dick n pretended to be girl

Dropped food on the ground and ate it cause your hungry

Fake Id for every month to get free meals and car washes. Probably get free bday parties for awhile to

said “I’m a meatatarian and love acid”

Don’t forget to slap your troubles away…

Peel out in your living room

This is amazing, sausage soup, who can last the longest?

Hatchet wound

Tape bacon to a cat for fun