You heard it here first. Why the hell would we do some Baco web edits when we can just show you why we go to 11.

Expect it sometime near Christmas. This time you will see what goes on with Baco for the past few years. Actually it has been over 7 years since Baco 10.

I really don’t have much to say about the video. Its Strange I am starting my PISS OFF list first. For some reason beyond my control, there will be some names you wouldn’t expect on this list.

Dave and I were talking about Baco then I got excited and pissed on a Mercedes. Enjoy the pic, taken by The Cottle. Continue reading

I am sure that I have used the work “Stoked”. But the video I posted at the bottom takes it to a new level. Speaking of new level, congrats to James Covington for not being a virgin. Don’t think he shit his pants during the act as well. Pretty sure he is going to hell for not being married. The lord will take care of him. Go to church and wash your dick now. Hope no bumps pop up, just squeeze them if they do…good job buddy.

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Telling me my site is sweet is really nice. Telling me you think I need to update it makes me wanna ask for submissions. Do you think I just sit around all day and thumb my dumper? My thumb might not smell that nice, but at least I am trying to get some shit on this site. Come out to the BMX comp at the cement park, watch this skate video that is amazing, and check out “ME” talking like an idiot. Or skip all that and scroll down to the bottom and nude girls jumping into foam pits, think they are Perfect 10 models. How is that for an update, suck it then. Continue reading

Don’t want a Danse competition? click here and see what big boy posters you can get from your favorite riders and not so fav’s

All proceeds will go to my vasectomy, thanks everyoneOSP or the Orlando skatepark has been gracious enough to allow another bike sesh…so hit it up and practice up for the tournament coming in February. Should be “no pussy for me” James on the mic, “know any good black jokes” Brumlow, and “when I was a pro, holy shit those were the days” chad degroot will be running the shit. Sit tight for the flyer and exact dates. Continue reading

Check this site as much as you can. Its called People of Walmart. You have been there, you have seen this. Walmart is nuts. Every time I go some wild shit is going on…I always come home and tell the wife how nuts it is. Anytime of the day as well. Shit, some are open 24 hours. That is when Mark Mulville goes and knocks fools out. Ask him about that story. Some guy made fun of his girl pants (which you should) and Mark wasn’t feeling it, so he knocked him out. The other day I was there and wanted to take off my shirt and takeĀ  a pic. Man I am a pussy. If your reading this, send some pics of whatever you can come up with at the best store on earth… Continue reading

Some of these pics are pretty funny, some are real. The chick with the tits at the bottom of this post, you’ll see it. Pancake sized brown-as-shit nipples and veins that look like pixie sticks. That shit made me puke a little bit, but then laugh and want to see her in real life. If anyone knows her, tell her to holla at me in Vegas for Interbike. She looks like that chick in that one movie where she goes crazy and sledge hammers that writers ankles with a block of wood between them.

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Contributors keep sending me ugly girl pics and they never get old. Then I got this razor scooter video from Adam Baker. Some kids does a 540 barspin. That doesn’t make any of these chicks any prettier nor should it make you stop from kicking some razor scooter ass anytime you see them. Even if the kid is little and young, even girls. Kick their ass. They have to learn, punch a chick, kick a kid. Suck it. Ohh ya, bring them to Mesh Continue reading