I finally had a free day to get down to Tampa and ride the 4 fingers park. They don’t have bikes on Wednesday so we all went to SPOT for Mr. Coplons birthday. The whole drive down I counted how many churches I passed and wondered what it would be like to choke like Charles Bronson. Well I counted 18 and I don’t think Mr. Bronson would have the balls to choke me. But if his sweet mustache smiled at me, I would have to give in. Continue reading

Did a post like this awhile ago, but this shit is always funny as hell. Blew some snot out of my nose on the rake with hot dogs on each blade, would be better if the rake was all plastic…humans are awesome…

Sorry you have to click the pics to make them bigger, sometimes that happens when you touch stuff Continue reading

I have been going to Las Vegas for over 15 years and have ridden my bike once. I really didn’t want to the time I did. Come on, beer, drugs, hookers, strip clubs, gambling, and no bar time. Why the hell would you ride there? Last year I realized that with the crappy economy there would be pools empty. What I didn’t know is that with how small that town is, its really shady outside the strip. Shit, the strip is shady I guess to. So finally I planned to go just to ride and not hang on the strip or gamble. We did ride everyday, but the nights were consumed with gambling roulette and drinking mass amounts of cold beer.

Here is the profile version of the trip, the Madera one will follow. Keep in mind that Deco. finally got the team together. Tom is nuts, Dave doesn’t stop, and myself…shit man, Slidaz. Continue reading

So this morning I was bringing my kid to school and there was a 6 car rear  end accident. So I went around and pulled in behind a van. This old lady (see the pic) decided she wanted in front of me. So we did the inch-up game. I obviously won.  This is when it started to get good. She flips me off, so I flip her off. Then she rolls down her window and does the double-handed flip off. Keep in mind this lady is dusty old and is most likely a shitty person. So I rolled down my window and gave her the tongue between the two fingers, pretty sure some drool ran down my fingers. She didn’t like that at all. Then I took a camera phone pic of her. This must have done it. She called the cops and followed me. Driving crazy and almost hitting cars to take pics of my car and me. Once we got to the school she was still on my ass so I went in a few figure 8’s and a bunch of circles, driving really slow. Finally she left. Probably had a heart attack.

I had to explain to my boy why old people suck ass. He understood and thanked me for the warning. Continue reading

Mr. Bikes n Boards is now open. While we are sad that Mesh is being torn down, we are happy to announce we opened for all your ratty kids needs. We carry the same line, still have James the virgin as the manager, and myself will being doing the day to day. Stop by if your in town or just need some good shit. We are slim on shoes, still trying to open accounts, but we do have a full line of completes and a cardboard cutout of Stone Cold. Come get your pic with him. Continue reading

For centuries people have used bearings to unite forks and frames to make steering possible. This is not trivial stuff, you know this. Stop and think about what a wonderful headset would look and feel like. Can you picture it,  see it, feel it? This headset can solve the problem. Made to Campy spec integrated with sealed bearings and 6061 aluminum dust cap. Continue reading