The other day my site was down, you know, the one  your reading right now. So I freaked out and didn’t do anything. Cause I don’t know what to do. So after looking at a few porn sites I realized I should check my emails. There it was. Someone hacked into my system and fucked shit up. So my host shut down my site. I called them and the guy put me on hold for over 10 minutes while he looked at my site. He came back on the phone and apologized for taking so long. He told me it was back up and to check it out. I did and everything seemed fine. He said “really?”. So I asked what was the problem. He asked if I was sure that I wanted those pictures on my site, the nude ones. Yep yep I said. Then he went on for awhile about how they don’t allow nudity and some of the photos I have posted and that they need to come down. We went back and forth for a bit. End result, he said that if I didn’t take the pics down they were gonna pull my site down.

I think that is pretty funny. Really funny since they thought someone hacked into my system and posted saggy tits and some sweet asses.

Ohh ya, this is the pic they thought the hacker put on my site.


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Stew put this one together, there is a bunch of footy that wasn’t in the actual vid. Really wanted to see more, and you gave it to us…thanks Stew. Where the hell is all the footy of my flying the plane around downtown Chicago? Chad DeGroot (pilot)

This photo says a lot and means a lot. Here it goes, I will explain. The guy to the left, we call him “stoops” short for stupid. He runs a company called Jug Bikes, similar to Chris Duncan Clothing. Pretty much not going anywhere fast. He has worked for every fast food chain, and as you can see by his hat he now works for Taco Bell, with bride. He knows the menu, he eats there, he jacks off in the bathroom daily. Jug has a problem of talking you into getting something you have. He is pretty good at it. Probably why he prays on women. They have small brains, its a fact. Jug, Stoops also has myspace account with all his team riders listed on it, your name probably is there as well, but spelled wrong.

Next is black douche bag wonder. You see him in the front with white teeth. This guy I instantly knew was a shit bag cause he wanted something from me. He has twenty chains around his neck, and more accessories than a normal black person would wear. See him, stay away from him.

Then there is me. Sponsor hungry after all these years and shitting out a Failure cruiser. Thanks Beard!!!

Fuck it

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Thanks to all our sponsors for the OSP bmx jam this past saturday…soo many prizes. All the kids had boners.

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Guess how many cig butts that have burned this garbage can and I will send you a Deco sticker pack…holla

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I love crack heads

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