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Old People Suck Ass, Madera edit with Tom V., Shop
So this morning I was bringing my kid to school and there was a 6 car rear end accident. So I went around and pulled in behind a van. This old lady (see the pic) decided she wanted in front of me. So we did the inch-up game. I obviously won. This is when it started to get good. She flips me off, so I flip her off. Then she rolls down her window and does the double-handed flip off. Keep in mind this lady is dusty old and is most likely a shitty person. So I rolled down my window and gave her the tongue between the two fingers, pretty sure some drool ran down my fingers. She didn’t like that at all. Then I took a camera phone pic of her. This must have done it. She called the cops and followed me. Driving crazy and almost hitting cars to take pics of my car and me. Once we got to the school she was still on my ass so I went in a few figure 8’s and a bunch of circles, driving really slow. Finally she left. Probably had a heart attack.
I had to explain to my boy why old people suck ass. He understood and thanked me for the warning. (more…)
Last Mesh Jam with Tom V., Shop Deco, Profile North Cali trip, and stalk us
The first vid is from the last jam at Mesh, RIP. Pretty good shit, check dat shit out son.
Click on the SHOP tab below and see what’s going out the door with Deco…get some.
Then the Profile part two of our trip to Cali Bra. Mulville kills it.
If your feeling like making friends with us, or just want to keep tabs on the Deco happenings, click to the right on Blogroll and become our friends on numerous sites. Fuck it, stalk us… (more…)
OSP BMX comp, skate vid, Mr. douche bag talking about some crap new shop
Telling me my site is sweet is really nice. Telling me you think I need to update it makes me wanna ask for submissions. Do you think I just sit around all day and thumb my dumper? My thumb might not smell that nice, but at least I am trying to get some shit on this site. Come out to the BMX comp at the cement park, watch this skate video that is amazing, and check out “ME” talking like an idiot. Or skip all that and scroll down to the bottom and nude girls jumping into foam pits, think they are Perfect 10 models. How is that for an update, suck it then. (more…)
Tent Life? violin pussy, and bubble pussy
So admittedly, I didn’t take you as someone who would live in a tent. Why and were were you taking up residence in a tent?
Click here to read and peep some pics about the street dragon… on the ESPN site
Grand Opening shit
Mesh is done, what happened to it? Why did Mesh go under? are those bars hollow? Do people come in here? Is anything Free?
These are some of the things people say to us everyday at the new shop. So to celebrate, were gonna load you up with Red Bull, high fructose corn syrup, beer, random meat, and some good time BMX fun at Mr. Bikes N Boards on Feb. 6th from 11-7.
If your gay and scared to stop by, we have something to help you. Stop by and we will introduce you to our virgin bike tech. He has a million gay jokes that will guarantee you will loosen up.
If you just want to look cool and pretend your a skater or biker, we have all the gear for you. MR. has it all… (more…)
Get a poster and ride bicycles more
Don’t want a Danse competition? click here and see what big boy posters you can get from your favorite riders and not so fav’s
All proceeds will go to my vasectomy, thanks everyoneOSP or the Orlando skatepark has been gracious enough to allow another bike sesh…so hit it up and practice up for the tournament coming in February. Should be “no pussy for me” James on the mic, “know any good black jokes” Brumlow, and “when I was a pro, holy shit those were the days” chad degroot will be running the shit. Sit tight for the flyer and exact dates. (more…)
Facebook, Vitalbmx, BMXonline, Myspace, Twitter, Shred or Die, Vimeo, Youtube, etc.
Everyone is on them, so follow us, talk shit, become our friends, stalk us, send nude pics, try and be the best you can be…try to get as much internet as possible…ohh ya, click any of the shits below and get in the game. Thanks. If your a crazy dick, go find another sausage party, the internet is really big. (more…)
Don’t do it, I WARNED YINZ
If you know what is good for you, don’t click on the links below.
Counter-Terrorism_Training_Video
It has been real slow on my end trying to get some content for the site, then I just looked at my desktop and realized that two videos were never posted. Always remember to not suck shit on the internet.
Ohh ya, by the way, UGP is shit…eat that bowl of cocks (more…)
New fucking Dig is out plus Profile Cali trip edit, Deco. happy new year
The new DIG photo issue is out and available HERE, come get some
Deco. Team rider Dave McDermott has an insane smith grind shot in downtown orlando
Deco. Team rider Chad DeGroot has huge arms in the new Profile ad doing a tooth, plus Dig covers the cali pool trip with some sweetness from Mulville, ring dick, and some locals in nor cal… (more…)
Mesh RIP vid + NEW Profile ad from Cali pool trip + video coming soon
Went on a Cali Pool trip a few months ago to the North section where weed is legal, the air is crisp, and the pools that were foreclosed are rideable. Profile will be posting the video on their site asap, I hope. Then I will get it all linked here, but for now you only can see the pic. Where are you video?
Props Mega Tour 9 trailer
This is gonna be good, damn good. The trailer looks awesome and finally does some teasing like a good trailer should. We sucked it in Chicago and all over Wisconsin…
You all need to wait a second till I get all my footage from this trip ready. Matt Coplon and myself were lucky enough to fly planes around downtown Chicago one day on this trip. If I had to sum it up, flying is fucking awesome and I really couldn’t concentrate on bmx much. I fly planes n shit, woop woop. Don’t count on seeing me do any riding at all, just flyin. I am sure is some stunts going down, but you won’t see any from me.
Dave McDermott Bike Chicketty Check
Dave has been busy around the new shop in Longwood, Mr. B’s, doing some amazing painting and what not. He is off to Cali because the law got him for no bike license. So he is making the fun drive real soon. Have you ever driven across country before alone? Its crap, but necessary in his case. He will be out there for awhile enjoying the surf n sun. Expect a great tan and some new lingo Bra… (more…)
Knock some dust off that ring dick
Matt Coplon is a Deco. supporter as well Mesh skatepark. He had some time to put together this edit which is pretty sweet. There are doubles, triples, and quad riders doing some bmx madness. Holy crap you internet fags, talk shit about that. Mr. Coplon, or “Ring Dick” was nice enough to include Deco. team riders Dave McDermott and Tom Villarreal as well me, Chad DeGroot in some clips. So sit back and suck your shit on the internet and poop your pants. This edit will make you want to pierce your dick and spank your partner. Thanks Matt for the support with Deco. and Mesh SP.
Study: Men With Mustaches Make More Money…Women with mustaches probably won’t, though
A study performed by Quicken and the American Mustache Institute (yes, there is an American Mustache Institute) revealed that mustachioed men make more than their bearded and clean-shaven compatriots.
The report, titled “Saving and Spending Patterns of Mustached Americans,” showed mustached men don’t just make a hair more than co-workers, but 8.2 percent more than men sporting beards and 4.3 percent more than clean-shaven men.
In addition, men with mustaches are more likely to get hired at job interviews, Reuters reported. (more…)
Mr. B’s is OPEN and Mesh Skatepark is closed for good.
Mr. Bikes n Boards is now open. While we are sad that Mesh is being torn down, we are happy to announce we opened for all your ratty kids needs. We carry the same line, still have James the virgin as the manager, and myself will being doing the day to day. Stop by if your in town or just need some good shit. We are slim on shoes, still trying to open accounts, but we do have a full line of completes and a cardboard cutout of Stone Cold. Come get your pic with him. (more…)
Best beard ever, walmart ass, Mega tour, and Dig
Hair on faces, walmart ass, and the new Plus with Profile Mega tour. Plus some pics of Tom Villareall and Dave the street dragon.
I love walmart. There is a site called people of walmart and its pretty genious. You will always have a story everytime you goto this fine place…here are some honeys, would you?
One last time
Stop by one last time to pay respects to Mesh Skatepark. We are closing for good and would like to invite you and all your crazy fucking friends by for some meat, beer, more meat, some liquor, and maybe some bmx will happen. Bring costumes and condoms…
ESPN/go211.com/Ride site interview on closing Mesh SP + some shitty tities
Also go211.com one of my sponsors wanted to do a little interview as well…here it is (more…)
Mesh Skate Park is done, boo hoo
Almost 5 years at this location, tons of Baco’s, tons of fun, way to much alcohol, not enough nudity…sad to say, it is done. Well if you hurry, you have till the 30th. That will be the last open riding day. I want to thank everyone who has ever supported Mesh or anything I have ever done. 5 years was a good haul, and if you add the years at Mission SP, well shit…
I don’t want to drag this out, but we are trying to accomodate the members and everyone with what is fair. Everything is for sale, the ramps, fixtures, the cockroaches and the snakes. There might still be a few rats as well. Stop by and get a deal. Or stop by and take all the ramps and start a park, shit I will help as much as possible.
Don’t be to worried, there will be another outdoor skatepark coming soon from the city. I was told it will be free. Sure as hell it won’t live up to Mesh, but as you and I know, free is a pretty good word in BMX and skating. With that said, there will be a small shop coming soon. So the scene is gonna change, but it won’t be gone.
Thanks again to everyone, and piss off to the fuckers who spray painted the building or snuck in all these years. You all can suck it get bumps on your dicks.
My email is chad@meshskatepark.com if you want to ask me any questions…thanks again everyone. (more…)
paint me for halloween, ” I have no idea what to dress up like, maybe a slutt?”
With Halloween just a few days away, I find myself at a loss for a costume. Wanted to roll myself in toilet paper or maybe bubble wrap. Always wanted to just wear a box. Then there is being a priest. Shit…shit shit. Here are some ideas. (more…)
Furry people, last Halloween, and a voicemail
Halloween is coming up, Baco’s last try at Mesh SP will happen next week. Just some BMX and fools in costumes, so come on out for a good time.
People have been sending a bunch of pics and links, will get to them asap, but for now…check out furry people, Deco helping out the Jones family, some nudes, and CDC voicemail. Holla bitches (more…)
Baco-a-no-no, yummy Florida, nice tuxedo, and guess who is in this band
Sorry for the slack on the posts, kinda nice turning off my computer for 9 whole days. Try it, its a true test. Anyway, here are a few pics that should bring a smile, or internet haters. That’s what comments are for right? I am back on it, Baco is on, well, not really. Deal is, last year we were screwed by a sponsor and now were paying the price. So this year there is no sponsors, no nothing. No prizes, no yummies, no condoms, just Florida Halloween at Mesh Skatepark. Get some. (more…)
Disturbing? Interbike pics, and Tom Villarreal SPOT edit
Forrest not sure if you should click this link, you were warned. I don’t remember loading this.
The first dude kinda looks like James Covington, he shot a lot of the pics in this post, thanks James, now go back to Vegas and leave your flower with some human, preferably a woman.
These are some more Pics from Interbike this year. Mustaches and flat riding? You bet cha…then to top it all off, a video from Tom Villarreal. You will be seeing a lot of Tom on this site. Ridaz have to Deco. (more…)